Emergency Eater T-Shirts

In case of emergency break bread.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Today's special... donuts.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Molecular gastronomy.

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

We'll pass on the entrees...

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Endangered Entrees

"Do you do catering?"

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."