Emergency Eater Pillows

In case of emergency break bread.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Today's special... donuts.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

Molecular gastronomy.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

Endangered Entrees

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

"Do you do catering?"

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

'So...They got you too..'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater