Embracing Childfree Life T-Shirts

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Swinging

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"They grow up so slow."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'