Remaining Childfree T-Shirts

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

Swinging

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Somehow I just can't get worked up worrying if Social Security will be there when we need it."

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'