Choosing To Be Childfree T-Shirts

The Seedless Watermelon Family

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

Swinging

"That's the deep end."

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"I've been crunching the numbers, and I don't think we've saved enough sleep to have children."

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'