Childfree By Choice T-Shirts

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

Swinging

"That's the deep end."

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Somehow I just can't get worked up worrying if Social Security will be there when we need it."

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'