Child-free Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Swinging

Whatever!

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"They grow up so slow."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"I'd like to have kids one day."

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

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The Seedless Watermelon Family

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'