Decision To Be Childfree T-Shirts

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Swinging

"That's the deep end."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"I've been crunching the numbers, and I don't think we've saved enough sleep to have children."

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'