Elizabethan Era Explorer Gifts

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

William Shakespeare

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Travel Scenes

Playing Pyramids

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Buddhist Center

Europe

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Cave painting by numbers

"Research and development."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!