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'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

William Shakespeare

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Travel Scenes

Playing Pyramids

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Cave painting by numbers

Europe

Buddhist Center

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"Research and development."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'