Elite Education Pundits Gifts

"I flunked out my last semester."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Skeptic Tank.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

World Health Organization

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

"Implications of Reaganism."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

Voter Suppression