Elevated Entertainer Pillows

The stilt walkers union on strike

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Party time.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Glyndebourne

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Pottery Slam

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Landing That Tough Account

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Roller Coasters

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Tom Waits.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"