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The stilt walkers union on strike

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Party time.

Karataoke

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Glyndebourne

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Pottery Slam

Landing That Tough Account

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Roller Coasters

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

Tom Waits.