Elegant Entertainer Pillows

Glyndebourne

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Zombie standup

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Extreme miming"

The Rooster Comedian.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Comedy Cafe

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Cow Show Tunes

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Bravo!"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.