Electricity-free Adventures Gifts

Candle

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Man on Island.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

Healthiest Forest Ever!

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.