Electricity-free Adventures Gifts

Candle

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Is Driving Doomed?

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Healthiest Forest Ever!

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'