Battery-conscious Adventurer Gifts

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Take me to your leader. . .

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Young MacDonald

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Welcome to the North Pole

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Tourists and GPS

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Campground Wi-fi.