Battery-conscious Adventurer Gifts

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Scenic selfie site

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Young MacDonald

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Welcome to the North Pole

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Tourists and GPS