Electric Biking Gifts

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Cycling with a harp case

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Chris Froome

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"Not in my name!"

Bradley Wiggins

Suburban street.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The Electric Car

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

A Young Indoor Cyclist