Electric Bikes Gifts

Electric Bicycles. With this electric bike you'd get to places faster. I know I'd be the hospital quickly.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Musician feedback card

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Not in my name!"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Electric bike.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

What your guitar says about you.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Bradley Wiggins

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The Electric Car

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Woman with exercise bike

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

It's the Thoughtless That Counts