Electric Biking T-Shirts

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cycling with a harp case

Touring Cyclist

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Not in my name!"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Suburban street.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The Electric Car

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

A Young Indoor Cyclist