Election Process Gifts

"We've been told to keep him in there until the election is down to the final two!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

An informed voter is a good voter

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Joe Biden

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'