Election Process Gifts

Election Commission. According to vote totals, "none of the above." now qualifies for matching funds.

"We've been told to keep him in there until the election is down to the final two!"

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Russian Election.

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Beware of Don"

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Joe Biden

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service