Election Energizer Pillows

Ben Shanahan

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

The Election Strategy

A little different

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

The polling station

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Obama TV Commercial

Politics pre - DJT

Amigos de Mitt.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

Elections race.

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

Floating Voters

"I like the ending to his fable."

Taking Out The Trash

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"