Election Energizer Pillows

Ben Shanahan

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

The Election Strategy

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

A little different

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Politics pre - DJT

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Amigos de Mitt.

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

The polling station

Obama TV Commercial

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

Elections race.

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"I like the ending to his fable."

"He hit the campaign trail and it hit him back."