Elastic Admirers T-Shirts

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Sermon on the Grounds...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

Kangaroo in a plane.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Flat pack sales assistant

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

Making of the Easter Bunny.

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

Inflatable Cows

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

Valentines for coffee

All pottery hand-thrown

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

An Election Recap In The Form Of A Rube Goldberg Machine