Elastic Admirers Gifts

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Kangaroo in a plane.

Flat pack sales assistant

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

Inflatable Cows

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

Valentines for coffee

All pottery hand-thrown

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

An Election Recap In The Form Of A Rube Goldberg Machine