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'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Scientists building a tower

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"When do I get my phone call"

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Up Pariscope.

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'So what do you do?'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Apartment construction.

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Macron´s yellow vests

'Now this is entertainment!'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Saxophonist

"Poor thing. All she knows is war."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Rapunzel

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Origami For Beginners

Guy on beach watching scenery on tv screen.

Bike

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

'I have just initiated your computer's auto destruct countdown.'