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Up Pariscope.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

Macron´s yellow vests

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

"If only they could see your dark side."

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

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'It's not the height that makes me woozy, it's all this fresh air up here.'

Nanook's Demolition Co.

'They're Francophiles.'

'Naughty, nice, nice, A.D.D, naughty, A.D.D, A.D.D, nice....these lists are getting more confusing every year!'

Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'