Eiffel Tower Admirers Gifts

Up Pariscope.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

Macron´s yellow vests

"If only they could see your dark side."

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

Origami For Beginners

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Nanook's Demolition Co.

'It's not the height that makes me woozy, it's all this fresh air up here.'

'They're Francophiles.'

Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'

'Naughty, nice, nice, A.D.D, naughty, A.D.D, A.D.D, nice....these lists are getting more confusing every year!'