Eiffel Tower Admirer Gifts

Macron´s yellow vests

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Sick Building Syndrome

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"And how would you like your steak?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

The bridge of arts.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"I think I'm lost."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

The Missing Bell

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.