Eiffel Tower Enthusiasts Gifts

'They're Francophiles.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

King Kongs first christmas

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Real Estate Depression

Notre Dame Phoenix

"It does make a statement."

Off Leash Dog Park

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

ACME Mutton Co.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

TRUMP

Up Pariscope.

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

WICKERMANHATTAN

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Notre Dame Fire