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'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Hollywood Sign Developers

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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'The buildings are merging.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

The Gilmore Girls

Gambling on office building construction

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Real Estate Depression

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"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

New York Gondolier

"It does make a statement."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'