Eiffel Tower Fanatic T-Shirts

Origami For Beginners

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

King Kongs first christmas

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Witch's spell check.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Real Estate Depression

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"It does make a statement."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

TRUMP

'Thin enough?'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'