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Origami For Beginners

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

King Kongs first christmas

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Witch's spell check.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Real Estate Depression

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"It does make a statement."

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Thin enough?'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'