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Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I think they're up to something.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Scientists building a tower

Knight walking a dog.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Castle Efficiency

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Jurassic Ark

Snow White and the seven veils.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'