Tower Admirers Mugs

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'I think they're up to something.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Scientists building a tower

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Knight walking a dog.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Castle Efficiency

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Jurassic Ark

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'