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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

In the Bow Tower rental office

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Scarpia from Tosca

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Rapunzcow

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Mountain Dads

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"All I see is more trees."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Mt. Tushmore

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Emojis fail me."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'