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30th Parallel.

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Eureka

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

You are not here.

You are here.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

Street Smarts.

You Are Lost Here.

Key at the centre of a maze.

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"Yo! - try to stay focused."

Orienteering

All trails go nowhere.

"And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever."

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Crater Lake