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Saxophonist

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Ghost School.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baby rocks!

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Is this who I am?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Eurobonds Explained.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."