Egyptian Holiday Gifts

Mummy Tourists

Building Sandcastles.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

2pm meet your Creator

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Souvenirs

Promised Land Signpost

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Pesach Planning

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Centaur Traffic Sign

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

So glad you could make it!

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Pesach Shopping

The Tourist

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Where chocolate milk comes from.

"You don't look a day over 3030."