Egyptian Holiday T-Shirts

Mummy Tourists

Building Sandcastles.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

R.C.I.A.

2pm meet your Creator

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Promised Land Signpost

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Souvenirs

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Pesach Planning

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Centaur Traffic Sign

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

So glad you could make it!

Pesach Shopping

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Where chocolate milk comes from.

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"