Ego-driven Leadership Critic Gifts

"I'm the greatest CEO with the biggest deals and you know why? Because I have the same felt-tip pens as Donald Trump!"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Leadership training.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Waste Management.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Who vetted that leader?'

"I like to keep things simple."

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

'I'm sorry, but there's just no room in the budget for upward mobility... We're all making sacrifices...After all, I haven't been promoted in over twenty years.'

The Buck Stops Here.

Covid-19 Leadership

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

Employer of the month...and every month.

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"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

Puppet workers.

'Oh, I've already found a natural born leader. Now I'm looking for someone to follow blindly.'

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

'Getting the best out of chaps after they've decided to leave requires a bit of planning.'

'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"