Egg Extravaganza Planner Gifts

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Cage-free eggs.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block