Educational Toy Lover T-Shirts

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Santa Claus's Mail

Dog Hunting Trophies.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

That one has all the batteries!

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Slinky Cow World

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

A Preschool of Fish

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

One!

Jack in the box on strike.