Educational Toy Lover Mugs

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Rubber Ball Company

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?