Educational Advocate Gifts

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

'Hmm - I wonder if they have a hot lunch program.'

'Maybe I could win more budget fights if we had a plan to arm us school administrators.'

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

Back To School In Kansas...

Back to School Bucks.

Piorities in Minnesota.

Comparing evolution vs intelligent design to sex ed: Sex Ed. . . Watermelon Seeds and Storks.

"'Fraid your lad is having trouble fitting in."

The Texas School Book Depository

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Staff Yearbook

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Gold versus Knowledge

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."