School Advocate Gifts

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

Support public education.

'I just repealed 'No Child Left Behind'. Great, huh?'

School funding cuts...

Locker Tax.

School Budget Cuts

Kids, stay in school!

'His self-confidence has soared since we started sending him to private school.'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Because I said so, is in fact an effective argument for debate. Just ask my mom."

School shuts early on Friday to 'balance books'.

"Reading and writing are important, Kevin. Our teacher says we need to write letters to the newspaper editor demanding more school funding."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Staff Yearbook

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'