Educational Advocate Pillows

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

'Hmm - I wonder if they have a hot lunch program.'

'Maybe I could win more budget fights if we had a plan to arm us school administrators.'

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

Back To School In Kansas...

Back to School Bucks.

Piorities in Minnesota.

Comparing evolution vs intelligent design to sex ed: Sex Ed. . . Watermelon Seeds and Storks.

"'Fraid your lad is having trouble fitting in."

No, when I say this is a teaching hospital, I mean it's completely full of traumatized teachers.

The Texas School Book Depository

Become a California Teacher

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Staff Yearbook

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Another shot heard round the world.

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"