Edgy Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."