Edgy Entertainers Pillows

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Extreme miming"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Glyndebourne

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

Roller Coasters

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Pottery Slam

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Tom Waits.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Underground cartoonist'

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

What am I doing? Oh just a little TBC. You know, Taking Care of Bailout.

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

'Pepper, anyone?'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

Dodging the firing squad.

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."

Snake Charmer

"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

Buskers attract differing donations.

"I don't expect you to love me forever, just until you get stabbed."

Two women blowing air kisses.

"You're neck's on my list. . !"