Eerie Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

'What a haunting melody.' 'Yes. It gives me the creeps, too.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Ghost School.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Use your imagination.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."