Edgy Comic Enthusiast Pillows

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super hero dog.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Fearless Frog Part 12