Edgy Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"The usual."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

Devil tattoo.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Adult Magician

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

Hose charmer.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'