Edgy Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"The usual."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Devil tattoo.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Cat art exhibition.

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Hose charmer.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

William Wallace & Gromit.