Ecosystem Manager Gifts

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The nominees"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Biodiversity

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

No Mow May

Wolf Reintroduction.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Putting money back in to the world economy

Wind Energy

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Well, the drought is over."

"Ahoy!"

Home Sweet Ecosystem

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Climate change hits Antarctica

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Wanting to become a greener company, Taldec Industries found a way to harness wind energy within their offices.

Wildlife Management.